Master Fung's Rogue's Gallery

Welcome one and all.  At last there's a photo gallery.  Yeah, it's small for the time being, but I never realized how camera-evasive I could actually be until I started looking for photos.  I'll add to things as much as possible.  In the meantime, browse the starter gallery; all images shown here are thumbnail images.  Click on any image to view the actual photo.  Anyone who cares to submit a photo, e-mail it to me. 

 

Assorted FungVision Pictures

End of the day...

NOT thrilled with work...

Chatting.

Just woke UP in this photo...

Working at home.

GOING HOME...

STILL not thrilled with work...

Surfin'...

In need of a twelve-step program?

Up to no good, certainly.

Partners in crime...

I'm not even AWAKE in this photo...

Officer, would you PLEASE undo these straps? :)

 

Fung on Film

Token Baby Picture...

Baby pic (me on left)

Reunited with a classmate...

Phantom w/ an old friend

Night at the Pantages Theatre.

Pantages Theatre, Toronto

Monsoon season - in Cleveland...

Caught in a monsoon

Caught sleepin'...

Dozin'...

One move and the puppy gets it!

Holding my own dog hostage

Yeah. I'm working... Sometimes...

Very EARLY shot from the FSL Tech Center

Me and Mom. WHAT OF IT?!?!?!

Mom went to see Phantom, too...

  

 

Friends

Left-Hand Studios Co-Chairmen...

Fung and Network Legion

My dog.

Poppy the Wonder Mutt

 And I WILL send her to break your legs...

Cindy: Spooky Chick Extraordinaire

One of the few people to ever WHOOP my ass in chess.

Jenna

Shabbah doo!

Me and John (AKA Juan)

My partner Ron: bastardizing mythotopology...

Former partner, still parnter in crime Ron (AKA Calypso)

Yeah, he looks like a one-eyed pint-sized wookiee, but he's still my pahtna.

Seymour the one-eyed pekingese (and his mouse sidekick, Lupe)

Kevin "Becky" Beckwith, Don "Iron Balls" Borkowski, and Kevin "Mmmmm... Alfredo..." Ferrari. Never before have I seen so much pattern baldness in ONE ROOM!

The Candy-Asses of GLED'S A-Team: Beckwith, Don, and Ferrari

Jeff Albee: believed to be the only GLED rep still in posession of his hair.

Some call him...  Jeff.

 

Family Pics

Mother Linda, father Richard. The US Government offered a large sum of money not to reproduce after me... I wish they would've taken the money...

Mom and Dad: The Creators

Older brother Bob (AKA Mugabi Wan Tekulvie) sporting my trusty guitar Shiquanda...

Bob, my older brother, AKA Mugabi Wan

Hospital worker by day, pro wrestler in his spare time - my younger brother Joe.

Cousin Amy, younger brother Joe (AKA Po-Po), and cousin Matt
Caught with my cousins at a RARE outing on Christmas Eve.

Front: Cousin Amy and me; Back: Cousins Diane and Matt

 If I had a sister, I would have killed her by now. If I had to pick one I couldn't kill, it would be my cousin Diane.

Me and Di at X-Mas

 Cousin Terry: pitched for the Mets, eventually went to Japan to play...

My Cousin Terry's '91 NY Mets Rookie Card

My Aunt Mary Ann and Uncle John. Uncle John helped me to discover my nerd roots.

Aunt Mary Ann and Uncle John

Three Stooges... Front to back: younger brother Joe, older brother Bob, and cousin Brian, Di's husband.

Bob and Joe with my MacGuyveresque cousin Brian

 

 

Miscellaneous and Downright FREAKISH

Nothing shoves sunshine right up a cheery person's ass like these GREAT anti-motivational posters!!! :)
Anti-Motivational Poster: Apathy

Send me to some optimistic bitch TODAY!

Anti-Motivational Poster: Defeat

Be the life of the office with these WONDERFUL anti-motivational posters!

Anti-Motivational Poster: Failure

You KNOW you want to send me to a co-worker...

Anti-Motivational Poster: Ineptitude

If I want motivated, I'll watch an f'in infomercial.

Anti-Motivational Poster: Losing

Hang me in your boss' office TODAY!

Anti-Motivational Poster: Mediocrity

Brighten someone's day with these WONDERFUL anti-motivational messages!

Anti-Motivational Poster: Mistakes

Guaranteed 100% happy-resistant! :)

Anti-Motivational Poster: Pessimism

Your get-up-and-go fuckin' vanish without a trace? Reflect with the stunning BEAUTY of an anti-motivational poster.

Anti-Motivational Poster: Procrastination

Anti-Motivational Posters: when you care enough to tell someone "Stick that happy shit up your ass!"

Anti-Motivational Poster: Stupidity

Why Jeff, what lovely legs Ferrari gave you...

If GLED sales rep Jeff Graszyk had starred in Flashdance... (Yet another Ferrari abomination)

Further proof of two things: blatant homosexuality at GLED, and the fact that Ferrari has too much time on his hands.

Two GLED reps share a tender moment (a work by K. Ferrari)

From the fractured mind of Kevin Ferrari: Austin Beckwith...

Kevin Beckwith Stars as Kevin Beckwith: International Man of Mystery

Ferrari continues his abuse of Kevin "Becky" Beckwith.

Oh my God!  Ferrari Dissed Kenny!  You BASTARD!